Selasa, 05 April 2011

Today's Obsessions

Today's Obsessions


7 Reasons Not To Mess With Old People …

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 10:58 AM PDT

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Old People …

If there is only one piece of advice you ever listen to in your entire life, let it be this: Never, ever mess with an old person. You will regret it. Old people may appear fragile and helpless, but this is just a façade for their true nature, which has been honed to perfection over many generations. They are truly a wolf in sheep's clothing. So here are 7 reasons to beware of those deceptively innocent-looking seniors …

1. War Veterans

Old people have always Lived Through A War. Even if it ended twenty years before they were born, they still Lived Through The War. So they are tough. You do not mess with tough people. If you are ever foolish enough to challenge them about the actual dates of the war not tallying with their lifespan, or taking place at a considerable distance, they will just fix you with an evil stare and mutter that young people today don't know they're born. You cannot win when dealing with oldies.

2. Ruthless

As anyone who has ever been to a store sale or a rummage sale will know, old ladies are ruthless and will stop at nothing in pursuit of a bargain. They have their elbows specially sharpened, carry handbags designed to be used as weapons, and are completely prepared to use them. The store will be littered with bleeding and bruised casualties wondering what on earth hit them, as the seniors sail off loaded with bargains.

3. They Know Everything

Old people are experts on every possible subject. It doesn't matter if they have no direct experience whatsoever, as they are somehow able to apply their knowledge of something completely different and irrelevant. Simply having lived a long time makes them absolutely convinced that they know more than you.

8 Crochet Detail Accessories …

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 10:55 AM PDT

8 Crochet Detail Accessories …

Crochet clothes and accessories are a big trend for this season. They're a fun way of injecting a subtle boho twist to your overall look. If you're not too fussed on crochet clothing, then crochet detail accessories might be more up your alley. Below are just a few crochet accessories you may want to take inspiration from.

1. Asos Crochet Frame Bag

Asos Crochet Frame Bag
Price: $53.79 at asos.com
This frame bag is very ladylike. This clutch features a crochet cotton body and is accented by a tarnished metal frame. The frame features a clip clasp and short detachable chain. Pair this bag with tea dresses and brogues for that old-school aesthetic.

2. Topshop Vibrant Cream Crochet Ballet Pumps

Topshop Vibrant Cream Crochet Ballet Pumps
Price: $36.00 at us.topshop.com
These ballet pumps are ever so dainty. They are made from a cream crochet and feature a cotton trim and bow detail at the front. The neutral nature of these shoes means that they can be worn with a wide range of outfits. The classic design of these shoes is only enhanced by the on-trend crochet detailing.

3. Nordstrom Lace Straw Fedora

Nordstrom Lace Straw Fedora
Price: $38.00 at shop.nordstrom.com
Hang out in the sun in style this summer. All you have to do is pop this fedora on as you head out the door! This crocheted paper straw hat will certainly have you staying on top of the crochet trend. This would look great worn at the beach with a coral coloured swimsuit.

Top 7 Thrift Store Finds …

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 10:52 AM PDT

Top 7 Thrift Store Finds …

Everyone loves to score a good bargain. There is no better place to find super-bargains than in thrift stores. Those who have never gone thrift store shopping are missing out on one of the best adventures a shopper can experience. Thrift stores are a great place to find every type of item imaginable for practically nothing! Drop in to a thrift store and browse around; you are apt to find clothing, jewelry, tools, appliances, electronics and more. Here are the top 7 thrift store finds to give you an idea of what you may find on your thrift store adventures.

1. Clothing

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Thrift stores generally feature a whole section devoted to apparel. Just like in department stores, clothing is sectioned by gender and size. It is also common to find entire sections dedicated to name brand apparel. It is entirely feasible to buy a super outfit for $5-$10. For example, in LA, skirts and tops frequently sell for $2.50. Name brands generally sell for about double the price of more generic names.

2. Shoes

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Many shoppers are repulsed at the idea of buying someone else's cast off shoes. However, if the idea does not bother you, shoes are a terrific buy at thrift stores. A brand new pair of Old Navy casuals will only cost you a dollar!

3. Dishes

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There are many reasons to browse the dish department of any thrift store. For those of us who use their china for everyday, pieces often get broken or chipped. Thrift stores are a great place to look for replacements matching our set. It is fun to pick a various designs of tableware to create a colorful table setting. Look closely and you may even find a genuine antique buried in the pile.

7 Reasons Bald Men are Sexy …

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 10:29 AM PDT

7 Reasons Bald Men are Sexy …

I'm married to a guy who intentionally shaves his head, due to his receding hair line and the fact that he has a few more gray hairs than he'd like! I've always thought a shaved head looked extremely sexy on guys. I also like how more and more men are resorting to simply shaving their head instead of fighting baldness with the dreaded comb over or a horrible toupee. Here are 7 reasons bald men are sexy. See what you think!

7. A smooth shaven head makes a man appear tidier

No bed head in the morning either! Bald men can roll out of bed and look sexy in whatever they put on, since they don't have to worry about their hair sticking up at random angles all over their head. This tidiness carries on throughout the day as well. There's no sweaty hair plastered to a bald man's head when he finishes running a mile or after working outside on the hottest day of the year.

6. Bald men look manlier

Look at how many action heroes are bald. A number of actors have chrome domes and look way sexier than men with pony tails. Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, and Samuel Jackson all look great bald and I think their lack of hair also adds to the strong appearance needed for their roles in action movies.

5. Baldness seems to go along with maturity

Bald guys tend to have a lot to deal with, when it comes to explaining their reasons for shaving their heads. I think constant confrontation causes them to become more mature quicker. I've yet to meet a man who is bald and immature. I'm sure there are plenty out there, but to me baldness tends to equal maturity.

8 Things That Totally Creep Me Out …

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 10:22 AM PDT

8 Things That Totally Creep Me Out …

You would think that growing older would provide some insulation from being affected by creepy things. But, I have found that things that would creep me out when I was younger continue to do so even today, even though my brain attempts to provide a perfectly non-creepy explanation. Here are 8 things that totally creep me out.

1. Insect legs

I have watched a number of wild life documentaries, but one of the things I find extremely creepy are insect legs. I don't know if it is the sound that invariably accompanies the sight of an insect rubbing legs, or whether it is just watching the two tiny stick like legs with even tinier hair on them rub against each other that makes me feel quite sick.

2. Tongues of reptiles

Another horrific sight I avoid watching when viewing a wild life documentaries is the sight of a flickering reptilian tongue. The tongue never fails to strike fear in my heart, but the quick movement of the tongue always grosses me out.

3. Ancient torture equipment

Pictures of crude instruments used to torture prisoners and slaves creep me out to no end. It is not that the pictures are creepy, it is what the imagination fills in that makes these pictures scary to look at.

7 Neat Reasons For Wearing Forever21 …

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 09:58 AM PDT

7 Neat Reasons For Wearing Forever21 …

I have found some neat reasons for wearing Forever21 and I love this website! The website selections change randomly which means I can always find something new. Even when I do not have the money to buy anything, I enjoy visiting the site because I can browse and get some pretty awesome ideas for outfits and accessories. I love how the clothes and shoes are so similar to name brand expensive items that I can only dream about owning. The prices are absolutely amazing. Actually, they are unreal and unbelievable. Below, I have listed my favorite new finds for this spring, Just keep reading my article to find 7 neat reasons for wearing Forever21 and then you will know why I love this website.

1. Cropped Denim Vest

Cropped Denim Vest
Price: $18.90 at forever21.com
This vest is so adorable. It will go well with just about any casual outfit you already own. Just add this cropped vest and pair it an eye-popping tee and everyone will notice the new vest.

2. Indian Sumer Crochet Poncho

Indian Sumer Crochet Poncho
Price: $24.00 at forever21.com
This cape like poncho is perfect for warmer weather. You can wear it with a sleeveless shirt and ballet flats and you will definitely make a statement. It can be dressed up or dressed down and looks really cute with a simple or chunky necklace.

3. Buckled Cross-Body Bag

Buckled Cross-Body Bag
Price: $19.80 at forever21.com
I love this handbag because it is small and easy to carry. It is perfect for a night at the mall shopping with my friends. It is the perfect size for just a few necessities and extra cash for all the great deals I am planning to buy! This is definitely a neat reason for wearing Forever21!

7 Cartoon Kids I Love …

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 09:24 AM PDT

7 Cartoon Kids I Love …

Yes, I know. Cartoons are supposed to be for kids, not grown-ups, like me. But I love cartoons, especially the ones with kids as the main characters. They're so sweet, and funny, and often so realistic, every time I watch I see myself and my siblings when we were young. If you don't know what I mean, perhaps you're not watching the right shows, or paying attention to the right characters! Here are 7 cartoon kids I love.

1. Lisa Simpson

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I am Lisa Simpson, only without the strapless dress and pointy yellow hair. I'm bookish, nerdy, and sweet, just like she is. Perhaps this is why I love her so, or maybe it's because she's cute and because I love the relationship between her and Bart, her horrible, irredeemably naughty brother.

2. Angelica and Tommy Pickles

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I wish I'd been more like Angelica Pickles as a child. She's bold, bossy, and brave. I was… quiet, mousy, and timid. Sure, she's mean to the dumb babies… but… I love her for her seemingly endless moxie. On the other hand, I also adore her cousin, Tommy Pickles, who is sweet-natured and helpful, the exact polar opposite of Angelica.

3. Phineas and Ferb (and Candace)

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These intrepid brothers are wickedly clever and so creative, and their sister, Candace, is there to bust them. All they want to do is avoid boredom during their summer break, and all she wants to do is ruin their plans and rat them out to their mother. I love all three of them and their circle of friends! Hey, where's Perry?

8 Moments of My Life I’ll Never Get Back …

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 08:55 AM PDT

8 Moments of My Life I’ll Never Get Back …

Have you ever had one of those moments in life that take so much time and energy, and seem so pointless in retrospect, you’re kind of PO’d that you’ll never get them back? I was thinking about that the other day, and actually came up with a list. Some of them, naturally, are more than a moment I’ll never get back, but you get what I mean. On the one hand, at least the list isn’t very big. Still, there are several moments of my life I’ll never get back, and I thought I’d share them with y’all!

1. The Three-Month-Long One Night Stand

All right, so this wasn’t actually a one night stand – obviously. But, at age 19, in a moment of severe bad judgment, I hooked up with a guy that I absolutely could not stand. I was going through a really awful time – still getting used to college life, I’d just broken up with my high school boyfriend, whom I believed to be the love of my life (I was vastly incorrect), and I was really down on myself. This all culminated into an awful trainwreck of a relationship with this guy who should have gone away within a week at most, but ended up hanging around for three interminable months. Ugh!

2. Astrology Class

I love astrology, so taking the class for one of my science electives in college seemed like a no brainer. At least, it seemed like a good idea until I met our adjunct professor, who was quickly deemed Mrs. Rogers, and who taught us astrology like our classroom was located somewhere on Sesame Street. Most pointless class ever.

3. Trigonometry

Now, trigonometry is a really great thing – for some people. I know that it’s valuable in a lot of areas, for a lot of professions, and a lot of people really love the discipline. Not me. I took this my senior year in high school, when I didn’t even need to take another math class – I just thought it would look good on my transcripts. But I hated it, I didn’t understand it for the life of me, and I got my first and only F during one of the six week grading periods. Killed me!

7 World Famous Women Comic Artists …

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 08:35 AM PDT

7 World Famous Women Comic Artists …

In some ways I believe that comedians are the most talented performers of all. They have to make us laugh and usually we are a cynical audience. With female comedians there is an even greater sense of skepticism so when they enthrall us with their hilarious jokes, it is something to be truly admired. Here are a few world famous women comic artists.

1. Ellen DeGeneres

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Ellen DeGeneres is one of the most well liked comedians ever to have hit the stage. Her comic style is not usually offensive and she constantly gets the opportunity to keep us in splits in her TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show. She was also the star of her own sitcom in the 90's, which was cancelled after she came out as a lesbian.

2. Tina Fey

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Tina Fey is the latest phenomenon to hit world-class female comedians. She shot to fame as a writer and actress for Saturday Night Live and moved on to create her own situation based comedy 30 Rock. She has won numerous Emmy Awards, Golden Globe Awards and Guild Awards for her acting and writing work. Perhaps her most hilarious performance was her portrayal of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live.

3. Whoopi Goldberg

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Whoopi Goldberg is one of a small community of performers to have won an Oscar, a Grammy, a Tony and Emmy Award in her career. My favorite Whoopi Goldberg performance is her depiction of a flamboyant psychic in the movie Ghost, a role she won an Oscar for. She is currently the moderator of The View and since she took over, ratings are at an all time high.

7 Strategies to Get a Tan Before Summer …

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 08:21 AM PDT

7 Strategies to Get a Tan Before Summer …

A lot of us look better with a little colour on our skin, girls, but if you're anxious about the damaging effects of UV rays, lying in the sun is probably not for you. Fortunately, there are other options available to us, and these help us to avoid the risks associated with sunburn. I've put together a list of 7 strategies to get a tan before summer; read on, ladies! Perhaps your days of being pale are about to end.

1. The Sun

Let's start at the beginning ladies. Lying in the sun will eventually give you a tan – there are risks involved, but it is effective. Make sure you don't burn by gradually acclimatizing your skin to the rays. Lie in the sun for about 20 minutes daily if possible and make sure you cover yourself in a low factor sun screen.

2. Salon Spray Tans

This can be a great option to give your skin a little colour without the risk of sun damage. A spray tan won't come cheap though, ladies, and, whatever your natural skin tone, don't be tempted to go for the darker shades. These inevitably come out looking bright-orange, and, girls, there's nothing tackier than that! Bear in mind as well that your tan will need retouching after a couple of weeks, so you'll need to book a repeat appointment with the beautician after you've had your first spray.

3. A Sunbed

The classic sunbed is a horizontal tanning machine that exposes you to artificial UV rays for short periods of time. Sessions are usually available in cycles of 10 and you should always book yours over a period of about 20 days. Allowing a 'rest day' between your tanning sessions give skin time to recover and any inflammation to go down, and will result in a better tan overall.

Are Olivia and Justin Dating?

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 05:28 AM PDT

Are Olivia and Justin Dating?

Are “House” star and all-around hottie Olivia Wilde and Justin Timberlake dating?

The two were spotted dancing together at L.A.’s Roxbury this past weekend, and last month, Wilde ended her marriage, and Timberlake broke up with his girlfriend, Jessica Biel. On Twitter, Wilde denies that she and Timberlake are involved, tweeting “Cool it, honeybadgers. We are just friends and have been for years.”

What do you think? Are Wilde and Timberlake too cozy to just be friends? Would they make a good couple?

10 Fun and Easy Easter Projects …

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 11:25 PM PDT

10 Fun and Easy Easter Projects …

Easter is still a couple of weeks away. To get into that holiday mood, we suggest you do one (or two) of the following fun and easy Easter projects. Invite the little people in your life to participate and you’ll have a grand time, for sure.

1. Easter Eggs

These call for eggs that you have cracked and used. You simply glue them together and then decorate them according to your taste. Very easy and cheap, right? They will make great centerpieces and decorative elements on your shelves.

2. Tie Dyed Coffee Filter Easter Eggs

Who’d have thought that a list on fun and easy Easter projects will also include coffee filters? Seems to me that coffee filters are slowly becoming crafting chameleons. But on to this project: this is incredibly easy. Even kids will enjoy making them!

3. Bird Nest Snacks

OMG, look at that blue chick! So very cute! And again, this is one of those fun and easy Easter projects that you can do with your kids. I reckon they’d have more fun making than eating these.

4. Fabric Easter Trays

How clever! This is a great project because you will be giving old trays a new life. Come Easter Sunday picnic, your family will have the most colorful trays in the church yard!

5. Yarn and Ball and Twig Garland

I am thinking of giving this project a go because we have space in our new apartment that looks a bit barren. This yarn ball and twig garland is exactly what I need to make that spot more interesting. Don’t you love the colors of the yarn used here?

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